Matthew'sSanta+Persuasive+Letter

Dear Santa,

I was watching ABC Reindeer, and I saw an ad that you need a new head reindeer becuase Rudulf hit a tree and almost died. There are many reasons you should most definitely let me, Nypolean, be your head reindeer.

One reason I should be the head Reindeer is because I'm significantly strong. When I was 3 I had a 6 pack, could tug or carry a 1,000,000 planets, and I played football in the NFLFR [Natoinal Football League For Reindeer]. Also my first word was muscles.

I also have the ability to fly like an ostrich if they could fly. I've amazingly won 20 santaolympics in the races because I can certainly fly or run up too 1,000,000 mph.

Now I am so smart I know how to jailbreak a phone, not that I will since that would be mean!!!!!! I also know how to work your sleigh. That's absolutely easy. Do you know the best college the Organ Bucks? I went to that college!!!!!

I would appreciate if you thoughtfully choose me as the new head reindeer because of those reasons I just gave you. I guarantee I won't let you down.

Love, Nypolean D.

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