Adam+M's+Santa+Persuasive+Letter

= Dear future master Santa, = = I have seen and heard rumors that you desperaely need a new lead reindeer. I could unquestionably see myself at the top of your sleigh and knew you could use me, Dan Mario Santino. = = = = Some reindeer call me "Mr. Brainiac" since I'm so highly intelligent, even though my navigation skills may be better. I can find out how many presents you need divided by four. = = = = I'm also most definitely strong. I can even carry 94,957,997,362 pounds for 4-10 hours. Your ads in the newspaper felt like grass. I could heave your sleigh to Australia and probably back without breaking a sweat. = = = = Navigation for me is like playing a jigsaw puzzle. I know that Europe is exactly 41* West longitude and 31* North latitude. I can actually find the house you're looking for on the map in 1.97 seconds. = = = = Finally, my leadership skills are always remarkable! I can keep 5,000 people under control for 24 hours straight. 8 reindeer, no problem. = = = = I know who I am and I'm craving the lead reindeer idea. I don't mean to brag or anything, it's just that I'm so excited! I'm urgently looking forward to being your lead reindeer. = = = = = = Sincerely yours, = = Dan Mario Santino = = = = COMMENTS = = = = =