Adam+B's+Santa+Persuasive+Letter

Dear Santa,

When I went trotting down Deer Rein Town,I saw an ad that said,"Need Leed Reindeer"I thought ,.....

Perfect I am intensley fast,smart,strong,and have the brightest teeth in the world.So I require you to pick me,and I will kindly tell you why.

I am so speedy I raced against a cheetah that reached up to 1,000,000,000 miles per hour,and I still won by 2 miles.Also I smothered a falcon that was going 120 miles per hour and won by 50 miles because i can cover up to 1,500,000,000,000 miles in one second!!!!!!!!!!!!!But thats not all.

Secondly,I am extremely intelligant.I once got 100 snowyships,which is similar to scholarships, in one week!Thats what a brilliant lead reindeer gains.Also I, Abominable had a spelling bee against Ritchard the most clever reindeer I have ever known;and I creamed him.But again that's not all!

Thirdly ,I greatly require you to pick me because I am way too strong for any other reindeer.I am so tuff I once lifted the Empire State building,and thats how it got in its place.Also I am so mighty I lifted an elephant and walked with it on my back for 1 mile!

And my last reason is I can clearly brighten the way.My teeth are so sparkly they once got a prize that said,"Brightest teeth in the world!"Also I once got a deerist appoientment,and the dentist said my teeth are as glowing as the sun!

Now I strongly encourage to select me.Also if you choose me, I will be the only one who will have to pull your sleigh.So I crucially hope you pick me as your new lead reindeer.

Sincerely your future lead reindeer,

Abominable Butler

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