Josh+H.'sSanta+Persuasive+Letter

Dear Santa,

I was flying around Candy Cane University when I saw an ad to be your lead reindeer and these are the reasons why I truthfully feel that you should approve me as your lead reindeer.

First of all I'm, extremely strong. I can lift 10,000 buses with one arm.The judges were so impressed at the Noelympics that they firmly suggested me as the winner. Everyone who sees me thinks that I am the strongest reindeer of all, and I entirely agree.

Also when I was in 1st grade, the teacher recommended me to go all the way to high school. I have never gotten a lower grade than an A+++. All my teachers highly think that I am the smartest reindeer in the whole world.

I extremely hope you approve me as the fastest reindeer of all. The reasons I say that is because I won every long and short race I have ever entered. I'm faster than any other reindeer even if I'm just going slow. I'm faster than any other reindeer even if I go backwards blindfolded.

My senses of smell and hearing are especially great. I can hear a shiny little dime drop from the other side of the world. I also can smell a hot dog from 1 million miles away. I greatly think I greatly think I can smell and hear better than any other reindeer in the whole entire world.

These were truthfully the reasons I most definitely should be your lead reindeer.

Your future lead reindeer, Buckey Hofmann

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