Alyssa's+Santa+Persuasive+Letter

Dear Santa,

I was zooming around looking for the remote to watch the Reindeer Food Network. When I found the remote and turned on the tv, ABC Reindeer was on and there was a commercial about needing a new lead reindeer. I highly suggest that you hire me to be the new lead reindeer.

You should certainly choose me because I absolutly have the best eyesight in the world. I can see an ant from 47 miles away, while I'm flying at my swift and incredible speed of 100,000 miles per hour.

Another reason I'm applying for the new lead reindeer is because I'm amazingly smart. I'm so unbelievably smart, that they named my collage after me. They call it Holly-jolly University. In preschool, I was only there for 1 extremly boring week, and I skipped to Ivy Middle School. After my 2 days there I went to collage. It used to be Joy University because that was the smartest person there, but then I came along.

A different reason I strongly encourage you to choose me is becase I'll truthfully light the way. My antlers and my hooves can glow as bright as the sun so I can make it look like daytime. I can also confidently adjust the shininess that you want them to be.

The last reason you should pick me is because I'm powerfully strong. I can pick up every single reindeer you own or ever owned with my 2 pinkies.I picked up the Earth with my head 4 times and have received millions of trophies.

Those are all of the reasons you should definitely select me as your lead reindeer. If you do, I would be most definitely excited.

Soon to be lead reindeer, HollyJolly

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