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Dear Santa,

I read in the North Pole Reader that you greatly need a new lead reindeer. Well I would eagerly like to apply for the job please.

For one reason, I think you'll be entirely suprised at my flying ability. Once when I was in flight school, I won by miles in a race. But I can go slower to help your other reindeer.

Also I am truthfully respectful. I guarantee your reindeer won't say otherwise. I'm unquestionably respectful because I went to Little Dasher's anger management class.

I have high hopes that you recodnize me for my amazing eyesight so I can see through any raging snowstorm. I can do this because I swallowed two flashlights and they actually made their way up to my brain. So I can use them like headlights when I want