Josh+D'sSanta+Persuasive+Letter

Dear Santa,

I read in the __North Pole Reader__ that you greatly need a new lead reindeer. Well, I would eagerly like to apply for the job.

For one reason, I think you'll be entirely suprised at my flying ability. Once when I was in flight school I won by miles in a race. But I can go slower to help your other reindeer.

Also I am truthfully respectful. I guarantee that your reindeer won't say otherwise. I'm unquestionably reaspectful beacause I went to Little Dasher's anger managment class.

I have high hopes that you recodnize me for my amazing eyesight so I can see through any raging snowstorm. Yes, even the most massive. I can do this because I swallowed two flashlights and they actually made their way up to my brain. So I can use them as headlights when I want.

I also crucially feel you might want to be informed that I swallowed a gps, and that also gives me great navagational skills.

So I truthfully hope that you consider me for this job. But even if you don't, I will understand.

Sincerely yours,

Lightning the Reindeer

__COMMENTS__ __Good use of humor! Remember to check over your writing to catch any spelling errors. Do you see any spelling errors in this piece of writing? [Dave Dreger]__