Cory's+Santa+Persuasive+Letter

Dear Santa,

I was looking through Reindeer Express and there was an ad. "Ho, Ho, Ho, I need a new head reindeer due to the fact Rudoph fell off a cliff. I highly recommend myself for this position. Heres why!

My first reason is my muscular strength. In my college Milwaukee Reindeer University, I won 50 awards for lifting 150 elephants. I also won 10 contests at State Fair for lifting 3 sumo wrestlers and other crazy things. I extremly look forward to you picking me for my mighty strength.

My next reason is my powerful and swift speed. At the Reindeer Olympics, I won 5 gold medals for flying around the world in 3 seconds. Also at my elementary school County Line Reindeers, I was absolutely positivily the fastest kid in school and my gym teacher wanted to send me to the high school for gym since I was too terrific. I highly suggest myself for the quick speed of your lead reindeer.

My thrid reason is my strong senses. At my other college University of Dukedeer, I could read a hilarious children's book from 2,000 miles away. When I was out of college one day, I smelt a mouth watering cheeseburger, and I found myself with this cheeseburger in Australia.

I confidently trust you'll like this reason my bravery. Once when I was little i went for a swim in the Artic Ocean and didn't come back for six months. Also when I was young, I most definitly traveled around the world all by myself.

After I explained all my reasons, I would absolutely pick myself for lead reindeer. I truthfully feel that I'm the reindeer for this position.

Your new head reindeer, Cheeseburger

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